What would you do for a Klondike Bar?

Honestly. If you don't have a clue as to what the VP is supposed to do...how qualified can you be? Obama might not have the experience you were looking for, but he has a clue! Which is more than can be said for the REP ticket.

Colin Powell Endorses Barack Obama

"I think he is a transformational figure, he is a new generation coming onto the world stage, onto the American stage, and for that reason I'll be voting for Senator Barack Obama," Powell said.

I think that Sen. Obama brings a fresh set of of eyes, a fresh set of ideas to the table. I think that Sen. McCain, as gifted as he is, is essentially going to execute the Republican agenda, the orthodoxy of the Republican agenda with a new face and with a maverick approach to it. And he'd be quite good at it. But I think we need more than that. I think we need a generational change. And I think Sen. Obama has captured the feelings of the young people of America and is reaching out in a more diverse, inclusive way across our society.

And it was at that point that I realized that, to my mind, anyway, that Sen. Obama has demonstrated the kind of calm, patient, intellectual, steady approach to problem-solving that I think we need in this country.

Palin on SNL

my name is sarah palin you all know me
vice president nominee of the gop
gonna need your vote in the next election
can i get a ‘what what’ from the senior section
mccain got experience, mccain got style
but don’t let him freak you out when he tries to smile
cause that smile be creepy
but when i be vp
all the leaders in the world gonna finally meet me

how’s it go eskimo
eskimos
tell me what you know eskimo
eskimos
how you feel eskimo
ice cold
tell me tell me what you feel eskimo
super cold

i’m jeremiah wright cause tonight i’m the preacher
i got a bookish look and you’re all hot for teacher
todd lookin fine on his snow machine
so hot boy gonna need a go between
in wasilla we just chill baby chilla
but when i see oil lets drill baby drill

my country tis of thee
from my porch i can see
russia and such

all the mavericks in the house put your hands up
all the mavericks in the house put your hands up
all the plumbers in the house pull your pants up
all the plumbers in the house pull your pants up

when i say ‘obama’ you say ‘ayers’
obama. ayers. obama. ayers.
i built me a bridge - it ain’t goin’ nowhere.
[ohhh]

mccain, palin, gonna put the nail in the coffin
of the media elite
she likes red meat
shoot a mother humpin moose, eight days of the week

[three gunshots]
now ya dead, now ya dead,
cause i’m an animal, and i’m bigger than you
holdin a shotgun walk in the pub
everybody party, we’re goin on a hunt
la la la la la la la la
[six gunshots]

yo palin, i’m out

Joe the Plumber--The Game

Joe The Plumber -- The Game

As Joe the Plumber, you are in charge of installing enough pipe to make it to the next tax bracket. There's a tool to help you--unlicensed plumber tool--duct tape!

'Joe the Plumber' Strikes Back at Media
He's upset that the media is critiquing his personal life. So what does he do? Go running to Fox News. Hmmm. It's not that you can't question politicians, it's that if you're going to let McCain use you as a pawn, be ready for the backlash.

Olbermann "Special Comment" On Violent Rhetoric At McCain-Palin Rallies

"1:25 PM Eastern Time, today, in Scranton, Pennsylvania. During the warm-up act by a Red Meat Congressional Candidate aptly named Chris Hackett, Hackett mentions Obama and a Palin audience member shouts "Kill Him."

And Gov. Palin, as usual, does nothing about it says nothing to these thugs and psychos. She may not have heard this one. It is impossible to believe that by now she has not heard about the other ones. Her silence is deafening. Just as, Sen. McCain, you have done nothing when violence has been asserted. Correction. You have done one thing.

Asked why in real time you do not repudiate this hatefulness you act as if you are the victim. Speaking today to our NBC Station in Washington."

Real Deal on ‘Joe the Plumber’ Reveals New Slant

"As it turns out, Joe the Plumber, as he became nationally known when Senator John McCain made him a theme at Wednesday’s final presidential debate, may work in the plumbing business, but he is not a licensed plumber."

That's just the half of it.

Ifill: Palin "Blew Me Off"

On "Meet the Press" Sunday morning, vice presidential debate moderator Gwen Ifill said Palin "more than ignored" some of her questions -- she "blew me off." She added that Palin decided to "give a stump speech" instead of a debate, and that there's "little a moderator can do" to stop that.

VP Debate: Dispatch from Palin Land

At the vice presidential debate in St. Louis, the McCain campaign rented out a stadium to re-energize the conservative base in light of Sarah Palin's recent gaffes. Despite the revival feel, zeal for Palin isn't translating in the polls.

Click on the link for video. It plays automatically so I had to take it off.

Olbermann "Special Comment" On Sarah Palin

SO REFRESHING!!!

Constitutionality Blah Blah Blah

Dick Cheney the NEW Vice President

Transcripts! Get your transcripts here!

IFILL: Governor, you mentioned a moment ago the constitution
might give the vice president more power than it has in the past. Do
you believe as Vice President Cheney does, that the Executive Branch
does not hold complete sway over the office of the vice presidency,
that it it is also a member of the Legislative Branch?

PALIN: Well, our founding fathers were very wise there in
allowing through the Constitution much flexibility there in the office
of the vice president. And we will do what is best for the American
people in tapping into that position and ushering in an agenda that is
supportive and cooperative with the president's agenda in that
position. Yeah, so I do agree with him that we have a lot of
flexibility in there, and we'll do what we have to do to administer
very appropriately the plans that are needed for this nation. And it
is my executive experience that is partly to be attributed to my pick
as V.P. with McCain, not only as a governor, but earlier on as a
mayor, as an oil and gas regulator, as a business owner. It is those
years of experience on an executive level that will be put to good use
in the White House also.